Januar 6, 2021 What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks.
Januar 6, 2021 A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home… A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,“Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals.“
Januar 6, 2021 From Us… The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters „ILU“ written on it. The teacher asks who left it….
Januar 6, 2021 Fair Punishment Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn’t do my homework!
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny sat playing in the garden… Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm….
Januar 6, 2021 Two children are in a doctor's waiting room… Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. „Why are you crying?“ asked the other child. „I’m here…
Januar 6, 2021 A small boy is sent to bed by his father… A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: „Da-ad…“ „What?“ „I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of…
Januar 6, 2021 A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing… A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter „R,“ and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help…
Januar 6, 2021 Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl… Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. „Mommy,“ she said, „I’d like you to answer one question.“ „Very good,“ replied her mother, „I…
Januar 6, 2021 A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters… A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see….