Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny was late for school… Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,“Why are you late little Johnny?“Johnny replied, „My grandpa got burnt, Miss.“The…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy did not go to school one day… A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said „Our cow was…
Januar 6, 2021 Like father like son Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks… Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks…
Januar 6, 2021 How old am I? A kid goes up to his father and says, „Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?“His father says, „No…how old?“He says, „I’m eleven!“He…
Januar 6, 2021 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid… Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 A little period The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…