Kategorie: computer

Customer: „How do I print my voicemail?“

Student: „Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?“ Computer Teacher: „In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you…

Tech Support: „How may I help you today, sir?“ Customer: „Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.“ Tech Support:…

Me: „What is that noise?“ Customer: „Hey Martinez!! I’m on the phone! Cut it out!“ Me: „What was that?“ Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!…

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for…