Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Tech Support: „How may I help you today, sir?“ Customer: „Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.“ Tech Support:…
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Customer: „My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn’t work.“ Tech Support: „Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Customer: „Hi, I’m supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…