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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Customer: „My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn’t work.“ Tech Support: „Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold…
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.