Kategorie: computer

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for…

What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft

One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…