Kategorie: computer

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.