Kategorie: computer

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!

When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t…

Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.