Kategorie: computer

You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must…