Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. „We looked at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a „ChangeLightBulb“ event to the socket.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001,…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do…