Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The programmer to his son: „Here, I brought you a new basketball.“ „Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. „We looked at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? „You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit…