Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. „We looked at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: What’s another name for the „Intel Inside“ sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.