Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001,…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it “could not find the printer.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes „Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?“ “ My right hand.“ “ Amazing!Most people have to use…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says „lather, rinse, repeat.“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: „Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. „The cup holder on my…