Kategorie: computer

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.