Kategorie: computer

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you’re not my type.

You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….