Januar 6, 2021 Oh the Internet is slow |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow,…
Januar 6, 2021 Life cycle of software |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs…
Januar 6, 2021 What movies teach us |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors…
Januar 6, 2021 Internet can get worse |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. „MAKE MONEY FAST“ posts protected by 1st amendment,…
Januar 6, 2021 Customer support logs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: „Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ Customer: „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with…
Januar 6, 2021 Write your code in C |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles „Let it Be“)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft renames itself |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to „Moft“ — which will clear up space on user’s hard disks. It is…
Januar 6, 2021 Graphics work too much |You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft trademarks TM |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today…
Januar 6, 2021 Ethical software group |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO „WATCH LIST“New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven…