Januar 6, 2021 What movies teach us |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors…
Januar 6, 2021 Internet can get worse |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. „MAKE MONEY FAST“ posts protected by 1st amendment,…
Januar 6, 2021 Customer support logs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: „Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ Customer: „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with…
Januar 6, 2021 Write your code in C |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles „Let it Be“)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft renames itself |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to „Moft“ — which will clear up space on user’s hard disks. It is…
Januar 6, 2021 Graphics work too much |You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft trademarks TM |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today…
Januar 6, 2021 Ethical software group |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO „WATCH LIST“New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven…
Januar 6, 2021 Waiting on a long line |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At…
Januar 6, 2021 Surfing the Internet |Surfin‘ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then…