Januar 6, 2021 The system crash song |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of „The Monster Mash“) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft versus GM |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, „If GM had…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing furniture |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a keyboard error |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no…
Januar 6, 2021 Type what I tell you |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said „File not…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh the Internet is slow |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow,…
Januar 6, 2021 Life cycle of software |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs…
Januar 6, 2021 What movies teach us |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors…
Januar 6, 2021 Internet can get worse |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. „MAKE MONEY FAST“ posts protected by 1st amendment,…
Januar 6, 2021 Customer support logs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: „Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ Customer: „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with…