Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates picks his own punishment |Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you define OCR? |OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font,…
Januar 6, 2021 Floppy disk care |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem is at your end |One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Husband 1.0 |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system…
Januar 6, 2021 Great news for Bill Gates |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going…
Januar 6, 2021 Software development cycle |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains…