Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…
Januar 6, 2021 An invisible man is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad temper problem |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Will I live any longer? |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 People are ignoring me |A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Januar 6, 2021 I want to lose some weight |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of…
Januar 6, 2021 Can I play the piano once these are off? |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.“Doctor,“…
Januar 6, 2021 A man with a glass eye is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 The results of the X-ray |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Januar 6, 2021 Will this operation hurt me at all? |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.