Januar 6, 2021 A man with a glass eye is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 The results of the X-ray |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Januar 6, 2021 Will this operation hurt me at all? |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Januar 6, 2021 A very interesting fact |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you have a solution? |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Januar 6, 2021 Put me into a fighting mood |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 I have bad and very bad news |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you take the patient's temperature? |Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 We need to help these people |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got good and bad |I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and…