Januar 6, 2021 The prison hospital |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 How much will this cost me? |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…
Januar 6, 2021 An invisible man is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Januar 6, 2021 We are the best of friends |The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 Does it hurt when you do this? |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Januar 6, 2021 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.
Januar 6, 2021 What is your problem? |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in great health |Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Januar 6, 2021 Driving exams worry me |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.Liz: I’m the examiner!