Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…
Januar 6, 2021 An invisible man is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad temper problem |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Will I live any longer? |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.
Januar 6, 2021 What is your problem? |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in great health |Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Januar 6, 2021 Driving exams worry me |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.Liz: I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 Problems remembering |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem? A variationDoctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 I would like to havea second opinion |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second…