Januar 6, 2021 I have good news and bad news |Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good…
Januar 6, 2021 What should I do then? |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 The prison hospital |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 How much will this cost me? |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…
Januar 6, 2021 An invisible man is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad temper problem |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Will I live any longer? |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 People are ignoring me |A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Januar 6, 2021 I want to lose some weight |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of…