Januar 6, 2021 I have bad and very bad news |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you take the patient's temperature? |Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 We need to help these people |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got good and bad |I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and…
Januar 6, 2021 My son swallowed the can opener |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad and the worse news |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well,…
Januar 6, 2021 We are the best of friends |The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 Does it hurt when you do this? |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Januar 6, 2021 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.
Januar 6, 2021 What is your problem? |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be…