Januar 6, 2021 I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears… I said to the doctor „I have this ringing in my ears.“He said, „Don’t answer it!“
Januar 6, 2021 She said, "Kiss me doctor!" She said, „Kiss me doctor!“ Doctor said, „I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet… A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a…
Januar 6, 2021 Play doctor Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.“Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said… Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said „Please give me aprescription for the Pill.““I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.““It…
Januar 6, 2021 A young lady had just visited her doctor… A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten…
Januar 6, 2021 A man goes to the doctor with a long history of… A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that hispoor…
Januar 6, 2021 Is there a doctor in the house? A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, „Please, is there a doctor in the house?!“ Several men stood up as the lights came…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm gaining weight doctor |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor, should I file my nails? |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.