Kategorie: funny

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the…

Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken…

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate…

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“