Kategorie: funny

Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of…

„I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…

What’s the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? „How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a…