Januar 6, 2021 Where are we? |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to…
Januar 6, 2021 What's that sound? |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Phone songs |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.Mary Had A Little Lamb3212333,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to buy a stero |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.2. The ideal system should have as many lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Musician jokes |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around…
Januar 6, 2021 Musical jokes |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music…
Januar 6, 2021 Any last requests? |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are…
Januar 6, 2021 That was no piccolo |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“ The…
Januar 6, 2021 Saxophone jokes |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and…