Januar 6, 2021 Where are we? |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to…
Januar 6, 2021 What's that sound? |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Phone songs |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.Mary Had A Little Lamb3212333,…
Januar 6, 2021 Musical jokes |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music…
Januar 6, 2021 Any last requests? |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are…
Januar 6, 2021 How to buy a stero |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.2. The ideal system should have as many lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Musician jokes |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking to buy |A man walks into a shop. „You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried…
Januar 6, 2021 Vocal jokes |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come…
Januar 6, 2021 Harp jokes |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q:…