Kategorie: jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !

What is a parrot’s favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !