Kategorie: jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining ? ‚Too wet to woo‘ !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck ‚er !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !