Kategorie: jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck ‚er !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !