Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

What’s another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

What do owls sing when it is raining ? ‚Too wet to woo‘ !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!

Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in…