Kategorie: jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!

Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in…

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!