Kategorie: jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.