Kategorie: jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child…

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can’t guess who I am!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep…

You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise…