Kategorie: jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‚Hello, Jenny,‘ said the neighbour. ‚Isn’t it time for little girls to be…

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to them.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !