Kategorie: jokes

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind…

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‚Hello, Jenny,‘ said the neighbour. ‚Isn’t it time for little girls to be…

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to them.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.