Kategorie: jokes

I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor….

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind…

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.