Kategorie: jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is…

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do…

Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub…

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, „Would you like a plug for it?“ The…