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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash…

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‚Can you give me a room and bath?‘ he asked the clerk. ‚I can…

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says „to be taken…

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor:…

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.