Kategorie: jokes

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love…. !

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, „Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son….