Kategorie: jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.

How does a baby ghost cry? „Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!“

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love…. !

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, „Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son….

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become?…

Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!

Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family…