Kategorie: jokes

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it…

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their…

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom…

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.