Kategorie: jokes

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off….

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

I see the baby’s nose is running again,“ said a worried father. „For goodness sake!“ snapped his wife. „Can’t you think of anything other…

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…