Kategorie: jokes

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. „Well, Skip,“ said the scout, „Mum had only…

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off….

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

I see the baby’s nose is running again,“ said a worried father. „For goodness sake!“ snapped his wife. „Can’t you think of anything other…

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…