Kategorie: jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their…

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom…

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.