Kategorie: jokes

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.