Kategorie: jokes

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it…

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).