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Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at…

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).