Kategorie: jokes

What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed…

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is…

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.