Kategorie: jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…