Kategorie: jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became…

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts…

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

‚You never get anything right,‘ complained the teacher. ‚What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?‘ ‚Well, I…

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!