Kategorie: jokes

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to…

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite…

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and…