Kategorie: jokes

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. „Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,“ he replied. „How do you spell that?“…

Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. „Oh, dear,“ he said, „whatever shall I…

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to…