Kategorie: jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. „Oh, dear,“ he said, „whatever shall I…

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‚Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze…

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. „Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days“. The Doc fixes him up…

Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

„What flavors of ice cream do you have?“ inquired the customer. „Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,“ answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying…