Kategorie: jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts…

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

‚You never get anything right,‘ complained the teacher. ‚What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?‘ ‚Well, I…

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail…

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !