Kategorie: jokes

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. „Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,“ he replied. „How do you spell that?“…

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, „I’m…

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the…

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!