Kategorie: jokes

First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. „Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,“ he replied. „How do you spell that?“…

Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the…

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. „Mr. President,“ said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself,…

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!