Kategorie: jokes

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later,…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of…

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says,…

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“…

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say „I…

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the…

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the…

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.