Kategorie: jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After…

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

Murphy said to his daughter, „I want you home by eleven o’clock.“ She said, „But Father, I’m no longer a child!“ He said, „I…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept…

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“…

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say „I…

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the…