Kategorie: jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.

A city child came running into the farmhouse. „No wonder that mama pig is so big,“ she yelled. „There’s a bunch of little pigs…

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“…

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It’s all in the grip.

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.