Kategorie: jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. „Name?“ „Brendan O’Connor.“ „Same as…

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

Murphy said to his daughter, „I want you home by eleven o’clock.“ She said, „But Father, I’m no longer a child!“ He said, „I…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept…

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“…

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say „I…