Kategorie: jokes

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later,…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept…

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“…

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say „I…

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the…

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.