Kategorie: jokes

Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in…

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After…

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

Murphy said to his daughter, „I want you home by eleven o’clock.“ She said, „But Father, I’m no longer a child!“ He said, „I…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept…