Kategorie: jokes

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin‘ all over your face.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They’d rather give each other a ring.