Kategorie: jokes

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said „BUK BUK BUK“ Not…

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. „What’s that for?“ she asked. „To make me beautiful,“ came the reply. Louise…

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.